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Ok, so I'm on the road again this weekend for work. Boo-urns.

Anyway... I don't really mind this location, it's semi-decent.
WalMart is like... 8 inches away from the Hotel... the factory is like... 8 inches away from the Hotel... everything is in poking distance, which is nice...

So aaaaaaaanyway, after remembering exactly why I hate going to restaurants that don't have bars when I'm out in the middle of "I don't know anyone here"-land I'm back in the ol' hotel looking for my bearcopter pictures to help me change up my avatar WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I stumbled upon hidden gems!

As some of you may recall, the last gems I found buried deep within my desktop PC (poopoomancove.wav). These gems are laptop gems and are results of me being on the road and bored, or being at work and needing to shanghai myself some funsies.

I found the following:

- a fake technical document explaining why the processor brand I didn't feel like evaluating was inferior. The "fake" part was that, as I explain in detail in the document, was that while the customer wanted to verify print codes, the inferior hardware was only able to detect the presence of Grovers.

- a "webcam video" I made of Optimus Prime leaving a coy facebook video wall message. Yeah, lots of descriptors shoved in there. It was a copy of like... three other copies of some girl who actually left the real message.

- an excel document entitled "Document 12 Rev2.xls" which I'm glad I didn't open while actually at work, because it contained several greeting-card style facebook graffities with accompanying descriptions. I apparently did that so I could send it to a friend working in a place with a tight firewall that blocks all non-spreadsheets.

- a photo of a duck.... made out of camera enclosures.

- a photo of a warning, a warning to beware of "Disco Elephant", I took the picture some time ago, and photoshopped it to actually say "Disco Elephant" instead of "pinch hazard" or something like that

- a photo of the time I shot a laser into a jube jube, the refractions made a cool looking cloud of points making it look like the jube jube was sugar coated, when it fact it was not.

- a 3D rendering of my hand

- a weird image of my arm passing under a linescan camera, then going back the other way. It looks like a creepy ghostey thing.

Pictures will follow.

Oh, and to make this publicly interesting, I challenge you kids to find some hidden gems to entertain me with.

Since my desktop is relatively new, there aren't many gems here.

Now if I could crack open my laptop again...ho ho!

Unfortunately it won't power up anymore , I'm going to have to somehow connect the harddrive to my desktop and transfer all of its precious contents.

...on closer inspection the 3D one isn't my hand.