That's right, a "challenge". Sorry Tiny, I know you hate that word and won't be reading this topic, but when MSJ tells you to read it in order to counteract my prediction, know this: you have a good chance of winning.
So the other day a friend of mine tells me that he just got the worst movie of all time, because he knows it's so terrible, and it would be funny to watch it, just to make fun of it (Science Mystery Theater style).
I got to thinking, hey, that's hilarious. I'll do a "Horrible Movie Night", where only horrible movies are watched, and mocked.
So, here's the challenge. Post the plot and description of the WORST movie you have ever seen. I recommend you go out and seek a new horrible movie, just to make a good show of it.
Oh, and because I know that no one will actually participate in this because it requires at least 100 individual keyboard interactions to participate, I'll throw in this consideration: I'm not posting my review unless I get two legitimate reviews.
You will never guess what movie I am going to review, because I am insane.
As the only person who's ever participated in a forum contest here, I look forward to y'all trying again.
Oh, by the way, the movie my buddy got was "Lorenzo's Oil".
It's about some mentally disabled kid who lays there screaming for two hours. Then his mom buys some cure-all "oil" for him to take as medicine. It works and he stops screaming for the last 4 minutes of the movie.
He watched it on a plane ...no escape.
I will see what I can come up with, but I have so little time for movies, I typically don't spend time watching bad ones.
One just came to mind: Talledaga Nights
We tried, but just couldn't sit through the whole thing. It was just too stupid.
You didn't have to make it all the way through.
Saying "I don't spend time watching bad movies" is like saying "I don't waste time being in traffic accidents".
It just happens.
Garla, Nalot and Senator have participated in past forum contests...and crimson...and one other guy...hmm
Anyways I'm going to mock the movie : Sundome!
This is a japanese live action movie based off the awesomely hilarious manga Sundome. I couldn't find a good set of subtitles so I was stuck watching this movie with subtitles that seemed pulled directly from a japanese->english translator. Lucky for my I knew the story and kind of knew what was going on. The movie is about this weird kid who's in a club of even weirder students bent on graduating high school as virgins (yes reversed from american movies). They investigate UFOs and supernatural things and seem to exchange masturbation techniques. Anyways first off let me say this movie sucked horribly, the manga is infinitely better and funnier.
Ok so our main character is the more normal of the douches, then one day some new girl comes to school who he finds hot and they go on to becoming closer friends but she tells him right up front that she will never have sex with him no matter what. He then goes on to pretty much acting like a dog for her by doing anything she says and in return he gets "treats" like untying her underwear or licking her collar bone etc. In my opinion, this movie has way too many scenes where you see the dude straining at not being allowed to masturbate (the girl told him he wasn't allowed). The only entertaining part was the poorly translated subtitles: "Hey dancing leaf! You want to masturbate together this day!??", like is that what they're really saying? I realized pretty early on the translator failed horribly with names, like dancing leaf was the name of the main character and shiny walnut was the name of the girl...whatever.
I somehow sat through the whole thing hoping to see some of the better scenes near the end but alas no, the movie only goes over maybe the first volume in the manga and then goes in a completely wacky direction...unless this happens later on in the manga (I don't know). There isn't even a pair of boobs or slight piece of nudity in this movie for you to look forward too either.
Oh I'd say the best part that had me laughing is seeing some of these guys expressions...they nailed the manga faces right on...let's see if I can find a clip...
obviously not, this movie is so out there and unrecognized the internet doesn't even know it exists.
I may have to watch RoboGeisha, but I think the one I saw was still pretty damn bad.
Just need one more in order for me to contribute.
Bad movie reviews are much easier than MSPaint contests.
My movie, I seriously could not finish. We stopped after the first 2 minutes.
Movie: Platoon of the Dead
Plot: In the future, the undead rise and kill most of mankind. The story follows some military guys who find a few female survivors in a house and try to protect them. The plot sounds like a bad porno and the acting is just as bad if not worse.
The movie starts with one soldier finding another who is impaled on a tree. He tries to call for help on his radio. His radio? A cellphone held upside down. No joke. The awesome guns they kill zombies with? Plastic stormtrooper rifles from Starwars. They really were using plastic laser guns as their assault rifles. It was so terrible we couldn't watch beyond this.
I'm tired, but I'm only going to mention one thing:
Star Wars Prequel Movies.
(27-01-2010 06:16 AM)Tricky557 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm tired, but I'm only going to mention one thing:
Star Wars Prequel Movies.
*smacks Tricky
(27-01-2010 06:16 AM)Tricky557 Wrote: [ -> ]Star Wars Prequel Movies.
MSJ's favorites.