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The legend of the bearcopter moves beyond the forums.

Well im out at a bar drinking some beers with some friends and we are sitting around watching the worlds strongest man competition. So we start to talk about what the hell do those guys do with their career after that? Maybe fight exotic animals or perhaps a bear. So about 5 minutes of talking about this we are talking about running a dnd campaign where all the heroes are fighters with high strength scores who have to fight their oppressors, the dreaded bear race. So i topped it off with the bear race being lead by ruthless bearcopter nobles, not holding the fire breath of course.

So its offically beyond the forums.

I assume the bear nation comes complete with bearlocks...?

Long live Bearcopters, may their rein of terror never end!

What's the CR on a bearcopter?

They have no CR. Having a CR would give the impression that they were defeatable. And we all know that is not the case.

Bearcopters, the one monster capable of defeating the DM.

Actually your correct G, Steveo pushed for the bear race to be lead by bearlocks but i corrected his misdirection. They are merely the messengers. Also the bear race has advanced technology and regular bear soldiers are given lazer axes as standard issue.

Why isn't this Steveo among us?

He chooses not to be.

Bearcopters: Remembered at Fear's Tavern, December 2009

There, if someone starts making t-shirts MSJ can demand a cut.

And then we can demand a cut of his cut.