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I've finally found the secret needed in life for a women to be fully satisfied!!!

Penis' need to be made of chocolate and men need to ejaculate money.

Ah how the world would be a better place....umm if we could regrow the chocolate penis' that is.

I picture the ears on a chocolate Easter bunny... Grrrr - the first to go as soon as a kid gets the wrapping off... MAN that is a dangerous thought... now I'm thinking of an OLD movie - "I spit on your grave" any guy who has seen it will never forget it, and any who hasn't SHOULDN'T - it leaves a guy scarred for life...

A chocolate penis that ejaculates money?

Umm there's a few minor issues with that one MSJ but with some work - perhaps:

Instead of ejaculating money, how about fat free whipped cream that tastes like the full fat stuff? I mean seriously, I don't want loose change hitting me!

The money angle is good though - maybe you pull on a ball and out pops a quarter?

There's a shirt on the internet... I can't find it now but will post it from work, I am fairly sure I have a copy of it on that computer.

You don't need to develop better condoms for better brith control. You need to develop a pill for men that makes semen taste like chocolate.

this is a trick question, if you ever actually fufill a woman's expectations they will immediately and harshly change afforementioned expectations.

(12-11-2009 07:40 AM)Tricky557 Wrote: [ -> ]this is a trick question, if you ever actually fufill a woman's expectations they will immediately and harshly change afforementioned expectations.

I change my answer to this.

There is no solution to womens happiness.

Now days there are many women out there with all they money they can spend. For entertainment they can afford to bathe in chocolate with their lovers and they are still disatisfied.

The best you can hope for is to stop their complaining.

Hook them to a plow and work them like a mule until they are to tired to run their mouths.

Your suggestion about ejaculating money made me think of this teeshirt:


I just imagine what kind of damage quarters would do at 20 mph!

(12-11-2009 03:53 AM)modernsamuraijay Wrote: [ -> ]I've finally found the secret needed in life for a women to be fully satisfied!!!

Penis' need to be made of chocolate and men need to ejaculate money.

Ah how the world would be a better place....umm if we could regrow the chocolate penis' that is.

But them dinner and flowers and dont call them fat/agree totally with them seems a far easier way to achieve sanity and happiness?