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Post here any favorite memories of school.

When I went back to college after my tour of duty in the army I took several philosophy and logic courses. I loved logic, and did well in the philosophy and ethics classes. The logic class stood out thought as there were only 18 people in the class and several of us were 'non-traditional' students (mothers who's children had grown, x-military and two seniors returning to school just to expand their minds). I 'clicked' in logic-- it just made total sense to me and the grades came easily. People were frustrated and annoyed at me because I understood what the teacher was trying to convey. For the final exam I took the whole class to an empty classroom and went over everything--from basics thru the entire curriculum, attempting to assist them in understanding enough to pass the class. When we left to take the exam everyone seemed to have a much better grasp of logic and structured thinking and were glad to be prepared to take the final.
I visited the professor a few days later to see if the results were in and I asked him, "How did I do?"
He shook his head and told me, "This test proves that I am a much better teacher than you are."
I didn't understand and said as much, "What do you mean?"
As he handed me my final he said, "At least I had one student that passed..."
I felt proud that I had scored a 110 (got the extra credit)... but the rest of the class... my efforts apparently did little or nothing.
The professor explained that he was throwing my score out and curving the rest of the classes grades, he had seen effort and improvement so they would pass.
Several days later I was mobbed by the rest of the class while in the hall, all thanking me for getting them all through the course--they were ecstatic over the posted results--all had passed and they thanked me for helping to pull them all through. I accepted the thanks with the knowledge that the professor was the real hero for understanding people and realizing where some excel others stumble.
I think that is a great story. I am fascinated in philosophy as well. You should start a thread and try to teach us some stuff.
lol, rather I should get my old professor to join and instruct since he is a better teacher, although I have been out of his class for over 20 years!
(04-10-2009 02:32 AM)Nalot Wrote: [ -> ]...although I have been out of his class for over 20 years!

Logically, he's dead. Tongue

I didn't quite having any classes like this but knew other that did, where a 36 out of 100 was an "A".
it's called the engineering departments.

hmm good story eh?...

Well this is kind of funny...for those who are not me. Often I'd get together with Rojerton and other friends to study before the exam. I'd always try and understand the teachers' logic but after 4 years of trying, I now realized this was useless. Often times during our study sessions Rojerton would pull up the stupidest class note with the most useless information and ask me what it was about. I'd always, ALWAYS reply "Oh don't worry about that, that won't be on the exam." Then waving another piece of paper I'd continue "THIS however, THIS you need to study, the prof spent 2 days teaching us this and stressed its importance."

So Rojerton would kind of withdraw on himself and study the useless note anyways....and of course it would show up on the final exam as just some test of memory. Rojerton would simply spew out the useless note he memorized while I kept getting royally screwed.
2 memories:

1) In first year I was just finished a chem lab and was wearing my lab coat when went to my tutorial session. Also wearing my lab coat. Keep this in mind, it was the first week of school. Naturally the tutorials were canceled the first week, so no one came to teach it, so my friends and I hung out in the empty room getting work done.

One by one, students filtered in, they were expecting the same tutorial that I had showed up for, but I was sitting at the front of the room, in a lab coat. They started to ask me questions, so I did what was natural, I started teaching the tutorial, a fake tutorial. It was hilarious. I tricked people into taking notes from the nonsense I had written on the board. Awesomeness ensued.

2) I was doing some differential equations work in a sitting area with MSJ, and I was talking about something... I forget what. Well, some very hot girl started stretching behind him. The kind of stretch that tells the word "I love my boobs". MSJ noticed something was amis when I started mumbling instead of talking. It was like:
"So then you take this and sub it into the... uh... the... thing... that you ..."
I was paralyzed for at least a minute, it was the first and last time I couldn't talk because boobs were present. After that I was always careful to look directly over a woman's head when talking to her if she was busty.
MSJ--lol, that is classical - for some reason that reminds me of a movie--- The Emperor's Club (2002) with Kevin Kline. He used a 'commonly known' (in his class) fact that was specifically NOT in any textbook or website with answers to thwart the technological cheating of a well to do and 'grown' student during a rematch gathering.
Just a not on MSJ's thing, he did that for pretty much every exam.
He never learned that useless information is always required on an engineering exam.

One of the happiest moments ever was when I saw that retarded McDonalds plot on our Physical Electronics final. At that moment I thought to myself "not only will I succeed - all others will fail!".
BOOBS, THE BANE OF ROJERTON!!!

Quick Tiny, flash him so I can steal his wallet!
way to give away the plot to one of my comics rojerton!!

His studdering was really noticeable...was pretty funny.
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