Yep there really isnt all that much to say about this film except for the fact that it is woeful. Its action scenes are eye rape designed to incapacitate your brains cognitive abilities and leave you in a sullen stupor. And if that stupor isnt bad enough, in an attempt to rescue the movie they through megan fox at everything. No bay that isnt a good way to write a movie.
1/10
It gets 1 for having boobies + bang bangs with some boom...
AWww well I guess this just makes waiting to go see it that much easier.
Gotta hate when a movie gets to wrapped up in it's action scenes and forgets it has a story to write. Seems like more and more movie makers are trying to develop video game cutscenes instead of movies.
Oh crap. Taking my son and 4 other boys to see it today. I hear it's 2.5 hours long so I'd best sneak in some booze if it's that bad. Will review when I sober up.
Ok, this was no work of art but for the bunch of boys I took it was a blast. They seem to have ignored the poorly supported "back story" moments and used that extra concentration during the repeted baywatch style slow motion boob bouncing segments.
Burk was right about the action sequences. With all the freaking moving parts, explosions and transforming in most action scenes it was nearly impossable for you to follow the flow. You really couldn't tell who was doing what in most fight scenes. There was one sequence wher I could have sworn it was the hot chick transforming
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Jammer you old codger! Where have you been hiding?
I agree though the film is great for the kids. Any ideas who the hot chick at the college was? you know the one who "tranformed" she was mint
she was an australian actress, i forget her name
Hello
Why is the movie so bad?
1. Bad actors, including one female star with obvious aftermarket addons.
2. It is the sequel to a bad movie that was a GM ad which itself was based on a 1980s toy ad disguised as a cartoon show.
3. Hollywood only makes bad movies based on crap they already have the rights to.
i disagree. The movie was not all that bad and the first one certainly was not all that bad, i loved the cartoon, it was hilarious.
Yea the cartoon was good for some shits and giggles, I also have to say i enjoyed the first movie. I thought they did pretty good with it. But this latest one was terrible. I was just sitting there thinking "when will this long ass movie end"
Everyone admit it. You watched the cartoon when you were little. And it was the coolest thing ever.