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@Garla
I was going to, but then I was like "hmm, as it is unavoidable, I'll just let someone else do the dirty work".

@tcrsteve
Just shut up. I don't care. Really.

@MSJ (because I can predict the future)
No I will not treat that mangled stench better. I hope he either leaves or has a makeover.

note: moved all of roj and steve's comments to a new thread.

http://www.fearstavern.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=696

Nah, Garla. I just shift from a Great Oak, to a Giant Redwood.

It's red? Normally that means you've caught something... You might want to get that checked out. Could spread. Become a nasty rash. Get some ointment. Soon.

Chainsaw is the best ointment. Rash is gone instantly.

Is that what you did to become more of a robot?

No, that's what I carry around, to be more of a doctor.

Not a lumberjack? Cause you know that's okay.

Sleep all night and work all day?

As if. Chainsaws work all night and work all day.

MSJ likes Chinese.