27-05-2009, 05:32 PM
It's too late for your protests, the sun has set.
The rant begins now, and it begins with "PETA", and why they are retarded.
PETA or "People who are sEverely reTArded" think that animals are better than humans.
Here are a list of things they do. This is also a list of why they are retarded:
1 - Firebomb animal shelters.
2 - Hire convicted/known arsonists to do the above.
3 - Tell me not to eat meat.
4 - Tell me that meat isn't delicious.
5 - Attack people who wear fur.
6 - Spread propaganda about any large company dealing with animal products.
7 - Petition Ben and Jerry's to make ice cream from human milk, instead of cow milk.
8 - Think animals are on par with humanity.
For numbers 1, 2, and 5 they should be dubbed a criminal organization, persecuted, and driven into prisons.
For numbers 3 and 4 they should be ashamed to show themselves in public.
For number 6 they should be sued out of their pants.
For number 7 they should get a good chuckle. It's kinda funny, but is similar to suggesting that GM make cars out of freeze-dried seals instead of metal. We can laugh at them for seriously suggesting such idiocy.
For number 8 they need psychiatric help.
So, by my calculations, they shouldn't exist anymore, but they do.
Here's an interesting story:
So, some time ago, PETA was doing their usual BS and somehow getting away with firebombing an animal shelter. Some employees were injured, some animals got killed. Whatever, normal, insane PETA BS. They were apparently all sad that the shelter put the animals down, and they had to live in cages.
So, after some more firebombing, and hiring of hitmen/arsonists to give talks at some schools local to the animal shelter (where they'd attempt to get the arsonists to brainwash kids into thinking it's OK to firebomb animal shelters) they somehow convinced someone that they should take custody of all the animals in the shelter. It was a mega-load of animals.
After a few days some PETA retard gave some retarded speech something to the tune of "when there are too many animals, suffering, the only escape for them is death". Then PETA purchased the largest freezer ever purchased, and suddenly PETA didn't have hundreds of unwanted animals to deal with.
Hmmmmmmmm. Retarded and hypocritical, this makes them prime candidates for my fist's facial visits.
They bomb buildings.
They injure people and the worthless animals they love so much.
They sneak arsonists and other criminals into public schools in order to brainwash children/young adults.
They eventually get their hands on the animals, and they kill them anyway.
Way to plan that one out hotshot. "Duh, what do I do with the animals now? Huh, I guess I have to kill them".
Their punishment should be:
The government firebombs PETA headquarters.
The arsonsits and masterminds are apprehended and taken directly to prison.
Now, this would be a special prison. The daily activities would include trying not to be eaten by alligators, or agitate the silverback gorillas cohabiting in their cells.
The rant begins now, and it begins with "PETA", and why they are retarded.
PETA or "People who are sEverely reTArded" think that animals are better than humans.
Here are a list of things they do. This is also a list of why they are retarded:
1 - Firebomb animal shelters.
2 - Hire convicted/known arsonists to do the above.
3 - Tell me not to eat meat.
4 - Tell me that meat isn't delicious.
5 - Attack people who wear fur.
6 - Spread propaganda about any large company dealing with animal products.
7 - Petition Ben and Jerry's to make ice cream from human milk, instead of cow milk.
8 - Think animals are on par with humanity.
For numbers 1, 2, and 5 they should be dubbed a criminal organization, persecuted, and driven into prisons.
For numbers 3 and 4 they should be ashamed to show themselves in public.
For number 6 they should be sued out of their pants.
For number 7 they should get a good chuckle. It's kinda funny, but is similar to suggesting that GM make cars out of freeze-dried seals instead of metal. We can laugh at them for seriously suggesting such idiocy.
For number 8 they need psychiatric help.
So, by my calculations, they shouldn't exist anymore, but they do.
Here's an interesting story:
So, some time ago, PETA was doing their usual BS and somehow getting away with firebombing an animal shelter. Some employees were injured, some animals got killed. Whatever, normal, insane PETA BS. They were apparently all sad that the shelter put the animals down, and they had to live in cages.
So, after some more firebombing, and hiring of hitmen/arsonists to give talks at some schools local to the animal shelter (where they'd attempt to get the arsonists to brainwash kids into thinking it's OK to firebomb animal shelters) they somehow convinced someone that they should take custody of all the animals in the shelter. It was a mega-load of animals.
After a few days some PETA retard gave some retarded speech something to the tune of "when there are too many animals, suffering, the only escape for them is death". Then PETA purchased the largest freezer ever purchased, and suddenly PETA didn't have hundreds of unwanted animals to deal with.
Hmmmmmmmm. Retarded and hypocritical, this makes them prime candidates for my fist's facial visits.
They bomb buildings.
They injure people and the worthless animals they love so much.
They sneak arsonists and other criminals into public schools in order to brainwash children/young adults.
They eventually get their hands on the animals, and they kill them anyway.
Way to plan that one out hotshot. "Duh, what do I do with the animals now? Huh, I guess I have to kill them".
Their punishment should be:
The government firebombs PETA headquarters.
The arsonsits and masterminds are apprehended and taken directly to prison.
Now, this would be a special prison. The daily activities would include trying not to be eaten by alligators, or agitate the silverback gorillas cohabiting in their cells.
