Can I just bring a hurley?
Guns are too modern for my tastes
The garantee was hilarous.
Where do you even find this stuff?
This I actually found on the talking points/news/entertainment website of a radio host here in Atlanta. Don't get to listen to him (Neal Boortz, he is syndicated as well) but I check his site daily to see what's going on in the world and his take on things.
http://boortz.com