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Ok, latest thing.

Remember ICQ? Remember random chat?
Well Omegle brings it back with a vengeance.

Just go to http//omegle.com and you're instantly connected to a random anonymous stranger.

It's hilarious. Depending on the time of day you're likely to get people from different times zones. For example, 8:30 EST you're looking at talking with plenty of Brazilian people and the odd 14 year old psychopath.

It's weird and fun, I'll be posting my funnier conversations here.

Of course, there's a lot of this:

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are you boy or a girl?
You: hehehe, that's a question a guy would ask

and sorry, I'm a guy too
You: *click*
Stranger: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had a hilarious talk with a japanese schoolgirl about "Japanese adult films" and "if I like China or Japan better".

Then I had a 4 second talk with who I can only suspect must be my wife from the future..... time traveling to play tricks on me. I didn't save it, but I sent it to MSJ, he should have it...

Anyway, try it out, post your funniest stuff ..... IF YOU DARE! da da daaaaaaa!

Ok, this is a funny thing to do. If you're like me, and you just want to say funny things to random people (regardless of their gender) just peg everyone as a guy, or 14, as soon as they start talking.

It guarantees they'll talk a bit, just to disprove your impending stereotype:
(note: this is before either of us has said anything)

You: another guy?
You: man...
Stranger: ahha
You: good thing I have this filter....
You: see ya
Stranger: i'm girl
You: haha...you got me
Stranger: nop
Stranger: it's ture'
Stranger: i just kidding,just now
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl?
You: so, I'm confused
You: was I right or no?
Stranger: u r right
You: hehe, I'm a guy too
You: and I'm older than you
You: for sure
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: um...
You: are you sure?

Get this!

That conversation you see above turned out to be with a chinese woman in her early 20s. We talked about kung-fu movies and who the hottest chinese actresses were for like.... almost an hour! Yeesh!

My amazing trick works!

She thinks Fan Bing Bing is the hottest:
http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebri...104246.jpg

But I think Li Man is:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/elaing.zhang/Ryqve2...6_4755.jpg

I saw people posting these things over and over ins some random chat on a website today. I couldn't gifure out what they were. Now I know.

Bwahahahaha:

You: hellote
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: Mozambique
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bwahaha, I love making people sad:

You: does "Towel Captain" wierd you out?
Stranger: you no mother fucker
You: I try not to
Stranger: im fucking tired of you fucking douche bags gettin on this web site
Stranger: how bout u strangle your self with a towel
Stranger: please
You: aww
You: did I make you sad?
You: you looking for love right here on this site kiddo?
You: 17 years old eh?
You: a guy
You: obviously
You: live's tough
You: lighten up kiddo
Stranger: just do it cuz your ugly and no one likes your ugly ass
You: at least I beat you to your regular opener of "ASL"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I gain XP every time I defeat someone and they disconnect before me.

Next I talked to a little peruvian girl (18 year old kid) who was learning english, she's good! I didn't even notice any problems with her grammar.

BWAHAHAHAH!

Stranger: hey
You: ....hey
Stranger: asl?
You: are you an angry 17 year old guy using this for girl finding?
You: cuz... I'm getting that vibe
You: the vibe is strengthening...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i should sign up with a random id and make you disconnect.

1. It's random chat, so you can't pick a name, or who to talk to.
2. It's impossible to make me disconnect, I own everyone's face.