11-05-2011, 01:59 AM
Name:
James Ready 5-5
Place of Origin:
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Alcohol/volume
5.5%
Review
Ah, James Ready 5.5, its name has a number. This smooth beer is a mighty fine beverage brewed on the finer side of the Niagra Falls. What's so great about James Ready? Most noticeably, the price, it's dirt McCheap at 24 for 24. Thing number two? -you might ask. The after-taste, yes, after-taste, that thing that makes girls cringe and guys struggle not to. James Ready has no after taste, they traded in after-taste for a sweet bottle. Sweet bottle? -you might ask. Well, sure it looks plain, but... but there are secrets to behold!
Yes, that's right, the James Ready is riddled with secret messages. Well, not so "riddled", I suppose "has two" is better to say. Yes, under the cap and behind the label the more observant drinker (also the person most bored at whatever event you are attending) will find secret messages. What kind of amazing messages you may ask? Well, totally awesome things, such as "James Ready can slice 9 Chuck Norris's in 5 equal heaps without a measuring cup" and "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman riding godzilla drinking a James Ready, sweet." or "If firetrucks had free will, they'd be drinking James Ready".
Reviewed by:
Rojerton a.k.a: Grandpooj
James Ready 5-5
Place of Origin:
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Alcohol/volume
5.5%
Review
Ah, James Ready 5.5, its name has a number. This smooth beer is a mighty fine beverage brewed on the finer side of the Niagra Falls. What's so great about James Ready? Most noticeably, the price, it's dirt McCheap at 24 for 24. Thing number two? -you might ask. The after-taste, yes, after-taste, that thing that makes girls cringe and guys struggle not to. James Ready has no after taste, they traded in after-taste for a sweet bottle. Sweet bottle? -you might ask. Well, sure it looks plain, but... but there are secrets to behold!
Yes, that's right, the James Ready is riddled with secret messages. Well, not so "riddled", I suppose "has two" is better to say. Yes, under the cap and behind the label the more observant drinker (also the person most bored at whatever event you are attending) will find secret messages. What kind of amazing messages you may ask? Well, totally awesome things, such as "James Ready can slice 9 Chuck Norris's in 5 equal heaps without a measuring cup" and "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman riding godzilla drinking a James Ready, sweet." or "If firetrucks had free will, they'd be drinking James Ready".
Reviewed by:
Rojerton a.k.a: Grandpooj