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Hopefully most of you remember this from the FEAR's forums. I'm going to try and revive it here.

Here's how it works. You post a picture of yourself, and then I or someone else will write up an amusing rap sheet for you. I'll go first, but I don't have access to any pictures of myself right now. I know several of our current member here posted pictures while in FEAR, so I hope they would do the same again. Ammyth, how about that cowboy hat? Riverwire, you still in the boy band?

Non-FEAR can post their pics as well, and I will do my best with them. I know Phaidra has a picture here in the forums already, but I won't make a post about her here without her permission.

This is me:

Name: ModernSamuraiJay
Aliases: MSJ, MSGay, Flammer, Asian Wannabe, (Insert Name here)'s Bitch
Occupation: Ninja
Wanted For: Crimes against humanity, spreading herpes, forum crashing, TW death, destruction, theft, pillaging, raping of soldiers, harassment of mods



Don't let this cute picture of MSJ in his youth fool you. His eventual crime spree started in the early years of his life. His love of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Chuck Norris drove him to study hard and behave well so that one day he would be allowed to meet them. When that day came that Chuck Norris did come to his home town for a mall tour, MSJ got his wish. He got to meet the legend that is Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris did not ass rape him as MSJ had requested instead of an autograph. That is not a very Chuck Norris thing to do. No round house kicks were given to MSJ as too much collateral damage would have been caused with only Chuck Norris being the survivor of the mall being destroyed. MSJ soon realized that he had really wanted to meet Michael Jackson. His path of evil started here. It was exacerbated upon learning that TMNT weren't real and only a cartoon. His delusions started with his need for Shredder to be real, thereby trying to become him. Training now to be a ninja, he uses stealth tactics to achieve his goals.



This is the only known picture of him now as an adult. Be very wary if you see this individual and keep your back to the wall. He prefers to silently break into homes of young men and boys and ass rape them while they sleep. The only evidence of this attacks are a sore anus and a small thank you note saying "Thanks for the good time." It is rumored that he now has a small child, but this is heresay, and thought to have only been possible with large consumptions alcohol for him to have had sex with a woman.

If you find that your window is some how open and you here a soft squirt that could be the sound of lube coming out of a tube, be afraid, be vary afraid. He is highly dangerous to all males, and is armed with Viagra. Do not attempt to catch this individual if you have an anus.

....hmmm

I think the original one you made was much better...there are some funny parts to this one but a few parts go overboard.

now I DARE you to put up your pic and let ME make a poster with it >: ) hehehe

Name: ammyth
Aliases: FEAR's Leader, cocky bastard, the first dickhand, Cowboy Bob
Occupation: Smart ass
Wanted For: TW crimes include, death, destruction, theft, murder, crushing of egos and wills, and posting of NSFW humor.

This infamous former leader of FEAR may be the worst of the bunch that was known as the rapers of the World of Eight. As the band leader, he managed to round up a gang of miscreants in his bid to take over the world. He was known to disappear for several days at a time, when it is believed he was out trying to grow his harem. The exact size of this harem is still unknown to this day. No woman in the World of Eight was safe from his whiles. All were flirted with and asked for pics of themselves. Some resisted his overtures and one even turned out to actually be a guy and summarily had to be destroyed. Some how the Mod Police thought they had finally discovered documented illegal activity in the gang of FEAR. Although later justice prevailed and all were declared innocent, the damage was done, and the notorious band of FEAR was broken up. As with all world domination plots, eventually you are just doing the same things you did the day before. Ammyth wishing to concentrate on his harem, left the World of Eight. The reign of terror of FEAR was at its end. Not being able to resist his destructive urges, it has been rumored that he has reappeared in the World of Thirty-Three up to his evil ways again.



Bang, bang. Your ego is dead before you know it, if you attempt to argue against him in the forums. Although he does not hide his face, he is still a silent killer. He quietly appears and finds his mark and then fires and disappears into the background again. Be aware that if you ego gets too large you may become a target. Taping that chip to your shoulder won't help you any more either.

(10-03-2009 06:10 PM)MSJ Wrote: [ -> ]....hmmm

I think the original one you made was much better...there are some funny parts to this one but a few parts go overboard.

now I DARE you to put up your pic and let ME make a poster with it >: ) hehehe

I can't post anything until later. I'll post something and we'll see what you do with it.

I couldn't remember half the things I posted about you previously. I would have loved to have been able to save that thread from those forums.

I will eventually delete original posts with pictures to keep this thread cleaned up a bit.

Ye can have my rubix cube picture again?

This is extremely dangerous.

Pics from when I was visiting the folks a few years ago. People say I need more beard.








Me when I was sniping a train. Notice the concentration.

Thats not a hippee man behind me, no.

(10-03-2009 05:14 PM)rojerton Wrote: [ -> ]This is me:

I need and image link, not a posted image, unless MSJ is going to upload those somewhere to link.