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(10-03-2009 06:25 PM)burklert Wrote: [ -> ]Ye can have my rubix cube picture again?

Please post it along with any other picture you want in here again please.

Ive got a pretty good picture of me as a pirate. I might throw that up here.

Name: Karma
Aliases: Karma Effect, Sexy Beast, Master of Delusions
Occupation: Slacker, Argument Starter
Wanted For: Harassment of women, kidnapping, indecent exposure, illegal use of a bodily fluid, not wearing clean underpants, not deciding whether to shave or not

This character was a notorious member of the gang called FEAR, before its demise. With a name like Karma you would expect some happy cheery interactions with this fellow, but no, Karma's a bitch and will bite you in the ass. Forum harassment was this person's main entry into greater crimes. He dropped in and then out of FEAR as there weren't enough women to try and woo. Death and destruction are just by-products of his general harassment in his search for women. Elizabeth Hurley currently holds a restraining order against him preventing him getting within 1 mile of her. As can be seen below, he has even gone so far as to kidnap female victims and hold them indefinitely. This woman was recently captured and forced to do unspeakable acts, like doing his laundry, and making his bed.



He is a danger to women everywhere. He reels in the ladies with his sweet words of sexiness, and that traps them, not to be freed. He has become more well known to the female community at large, so he has started to disguise himself to prevent detection. There is still one easy way to distinguish this villain from the other random stalkers on the web. Just look for the obvious wet stains from the jizz in his pants.

You know these descriptions may work for my character profile section I was going to put up on the main page soon....

I wondered whether we could make these a bit more permanent. She approved it, so I'll do one for Phaidra in a bit.

Name: Phaidra
Aliases: Black Widow,
Occupation: Temptress, Photographer
Wanted For: Murder, Blackmail, Conspiracy to commit murder, Racketeering, Arson

Not too much is known about this individual as of yet. She appears to be a foreign national that likes to operate within North America at times. She is the opposite of Karma, except her men will usually willing submit to her temptations. Conversations start out innocent enough with this one and questions of her real name being Herb are brought up. Then the real game starts for her. She produces actual pics to lure in her targets. Once ensnared within her smokey brown(?) eyes there is little hope for her victims. She puts them in compromising situations and then photographs them, as can be seen by the camera around her neck. Blackmail for money or resources ensues. Once they are of no use to her, they are either mildly throw away if lucky, or they are simply killed to be out of the way. She has acquired quite a sum of money and resources at this point, but it all about the power and the game to her.

All men should be on the look out for this dangerous female. If you don't mind death, then go ahead and strike up a conversation. Otherwise run away. Just be sure you don't ever get on her bad side. She has been known to shift her smoldering gaze from seduction, to pure power, causing those within that gaze to spontaneously combust.

alright Sen that's it! I said no pampering...30% warning for you

(11-03-2009 12:27 AM)MSJ Wrote: [ -> ]alright Sen that's it! I said no pampering...30% warning for you

I'd give you a warning if I still could for abuse of power!!!

Now stop spamming in my thread!!!

Here you go MSJ, take your shot at entertainment. Here's several to choose from.









I'll even give you the before and after of me cutting my hair on Saturday. The after is actually today, so the facial hair has grown back in a little bit.

Dear lord Senator, don't you know better than posting pictures of yourself with your mouth open? MSJ will print out those pictures of you and run away to his bedroom and we won't hear from him for wee..

Oh, you're a clever one. Very, very clever..