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So on another forum I'm on there is a game called corrupt a wish. The idea is you grant the previous persons wish but in a way that its negative.

Then you post your wish.


Ill start it out with something simple.

I wish i could fly.

You are granted the wonderful freedom of flight. You soar through clouds twisting and turning enjoying the experience of your new found powers. You then experience what it is like to be a bug on a windshield as you collide face first with a passing 757. Airport ground personal who probably never graduated high school crack jokes and make bets about what kind of large bird it must have been that smashed on the front of the plane as they scrub away your remains.

I wish I never had to go to the bathroom.

I have one for this, but will have to write it out a bit later.

You have suddenly stopped having the urge to have to pee or poop. After a few days you feel a little bloated, but that goes away. You notice that you seem to be getting a bit bigger. After a couple of weeks, you can definitely notice that your middle has gotten a bit more round in shape. Over time, your penis has shriveled up from not needed any more and falls off after two months. After three month you now weigh over 300 pounds and find it very difficult to get around. You try and eat less but sometimes you just have to satisfy your hunger. At six months you are up to 450 pounds, and at 1 year you weight 700 pounds. You are not practically immobile, but still have to eat to survive. Two years pass by and you keep getting bigger. After three years you are so huge no one can really recognize what part of you is what. At some point some tries to poke and prod you to find your face and mouth, but you pop and explode cause a greater hazmat disaster than the Gulf oil spill.

I wish to be invisible.

Your wish was granted. Someone directed you to a set of forums originally made for a former Tribalwars tribe called "Fear". There you became yet another stereotypical male on the interwebs and you became so insignificant to the world at large as to become invisible.

I wish I could get my 8 hrs of sleep and still be up in time for work

Granted, but after your 8 hour sleep, you get raped by a big black man.

I wish for nothing.

Your wish is granted. Nihilism is fully realized as all things real and imagine cease to be. There is nothing.

I wish I could spontaneously create life.

Granted, You explode, effectively making you the "big bang" as the universe explodes forth from where you were standing, all the chaos of life and creation races into space.

I wish for super strength.

Granted. Highly blissful about your new found strength, you begin your daily masturbation session and duly rip your penis off.

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

You begin hearing the girls gossiping not too far away even though their lips aren't moving. Then as you walk along the street you hear more and more voices until the sound gets dizzying. You can no longer sleep at home as you hear your parent's most intimate thought and all the strange things going through your families dreams as they sleep.

The longer this lasts, the more exhausted you become until finally one day you literally drop dead from exhaustion.

I wish this site was successful.....