News

February 7, 2010

Our story continues in FMS 15! I thought I'd try something new to make the series more interesting, click below for the video link of a more ambient version of FMS 15. The regular comic is also posted in the washroom stall here. Check back next week for part 2 of Tavern Tales' "Going Gray"

FMS 15 with audio

February 3, 2010

FEAR's first enemy is posted in the most wanted section. Read up on King Norbert. Also FMS 3 has been updated in the washroom stall.

King Norbert

January 31, 2010

A new mini-series has started up through the latest Tavern Tales entitled "Going Gray". Read the first exciting Chapter "Abandonned" as a group of FEAR soldiers investigate the ruins of an abandonned village.

Tavern Tales

January 27, 2010

The crazed berserker Jace is posted in the profile section, click the link below for quick access. Also as a little bonus I'm in the process of doing some minor touch ups to my original FMS comics so that they're more consistant with the newer ones. Check out the changes in the wahsroom stall.

January 24, 2010

An all new FMS is out and ready to read in the washroom stall. Longest one yet with 14 frames. Once again, check back later this week for a new profile.

January 20, 2010

The Most Wanted section gets a singing voice! Karma's profile joins the gang. Check it out

The Creed

FEAR

FEAR has strict standards for new members. Do not ask for an invitation if you:

  • Are not a dominant person in your own home. This means that you must have more authority then your "other half", or close to it.
  • Only go for easy chicks. We want fighters, not passive nancy boys who are afraid to lose a few ounces of confidence.
  • Do not have a solid grasp of the English language, including the use of proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. In this tavern we don't say plz, u, 2, or r when we mean please, you, to and are. Leave that silly crap in your AOL chat room.
  • Do not know how to use BB-codes.
  • Are under the influence of another tavern.
  • Are stupid.
  • Are under the age of 16.
  • Have a sexy sister but won't show us dirty pictures of her. We promise they won't appear on more than four (4) random web sites.
  • Don't have a sense of humor. We use vulgar language, we bait and harass each other, and we will likely imply that you're ugly and you love big, hairy men. But it's all in good fun and we truly respect each other. Leave your insecurities with your mom, because we're not going to hug you and tell you that you're our favorite little boy. We're going to ridicule you and hope that you do it right back.
  • Complain.
  • Whine.
  • Cry.
  • Piss and moan.
  • Pop the collar on your pink polo shirt. Seriously, you are not cool. In fact, you are decidedly uncool.
  • Cannot take the small amount of time it takes to find the origin of our tavern's name and crest, and to tell us what you've found in your initial forum posting. Even if you're wrong, it'll make a difference.

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.